Motherland Motherlode - 2

It was apparent from numerous short forays in search of cold coffee that the many malls of Delhi were well equipped for the challenge.

Went for a wander one evening with a friend and while talking about how bloody expensive everything is and how the recession is a myth (kidding) and decided to stop for another cold coffee. This time in the middle of the mall, a counter surrounded by chairs and tables, no walls required.

This is what I saw. I had to try it. It was pretty gross.

Who do you think would be most offended by this, Italian chef or chettinad mami or punjabi tikka wielding folk? Or am I mistaken and all three would be willing embracers of such 'fusion' cuisine?